this isn't supposed to make sense

angela
...i ate all the cake batter btw the way...

elliott
ALL OF IT?!
DID NOT YOU GET 700 PINTS FOR ME JUST BUT THREE DAYS AGO?

angela
i've been really craving ice cream!!

elliott
HOW DID YOU EAT ALL OF IT WITHOUT YOUR GUTS TURNING TO BLOWN OUT TUBES OF CREAM?
I LOVE CAPS
THAT IS O.K. AS WELL

angela
THE SAME NIGHT I ATE MCDONALDS WITH ALLY
I ALMOST DIED THE NEXT MORNING

elliott
THIS IS HOW I USED TO STAND OUT IN CHAT ROOMS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS SAY: "SPYEYES_01 PLZ STP YLLING @ UZ"

angela
HAHA
SPYEYES_01??

elliott
did we talk?

-e