imprisonment in the real madrid camp

is this some elaborate commentary on why the Special One has some of the best attacking players in europe but insists on formatting his teams on defensive superiority? is this a metaphor for the underperformance of those attacking players over the last half-season's time - does mourihno have them locked away in their own brains?

or is it only funny because i like soccer and don't know spanish or portuguese or brazilian?

-e